I'll take a steak with that salad

Since we didn't decide to eat at any of the furniture stores we passed, we continued on our quest for supper.

Finally, Brandon said, "Hey, there's a Texas Roadhouse. Their salad sounds good. Actually, their salad sounds really good. They have the best ranch."

Because when Brandon says someone has a good salad, he's really talking about the quality of their ranch dressing.

A good three minutes later, as were turning into the parking lot, he said, "And I'm going to get their ribeye with my salad."

I let this go as long as I could. Then I started laughing. He asked what was so funny.

"I just can't believe you said, 'Hey, let's go to a steakhouse. I really want their salad.'"

Brandon: "I said ribeye too."

Me: "Um, yeah, you did. To go with your salad."